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considerablybigben:

*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

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parasiticteddybear:

when you hear someone mention something youre obsessed with

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(Source: incandescent-teddy-bear, via dangerousdaydreamss)

Stop Chris Pratt before it’s too late 2k14

(Source: calvinjcandie, via rapunzelie)

Anonymous asked: hey have you thought of where you want to go to college yet?


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beyoncebeytwice:

idahoing:

when the bae wont give you road head

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(via dangerousdaydreamss)

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via hey-cowboy)

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mattcromolecule:

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

This can remain a mystery in my opinion. I’m not about to ask my brother for a dick picture.

two dicks are better than one

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore)

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