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I think I’m the only person in Austin, who thinks Round Rock donuts are awful. 😟

😱What?! Why?! I’m addicted to round rock donuts!

friend:ever since i started having sex i think i might be into super kinky stuff
me:oh really like what
friend:idk my bf handcuffed me last night
me:whoa that really is kinky
me internally:weak




Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?


not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.

Fucking witchcraft, man. 

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Self-taught chef Rhiannon over at Cakecrumbs has been working on a fun series of planetary cakes that are designed to be scientifically accurate with different types of cake representing various layers within Earth and Jupiter.

(This Is Colossal.)

Her cake game is strong.

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i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration

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